Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
I love this