budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

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squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via sleepily)



sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

(via god-of-sexual-desires)


unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

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